Diet Tip #14:
Don't continue trying to dig your own grave with a spoon and fork. Try any of these easy diet kits.
Believe it or not, this one is real.... well sort of. A real stupid gag gift available in several forms on sites like Etsy.com. Just look up diet spoons, diet forks or diet utensils, and you will find quite a few vendors who offer flatware that will never allow you to eat much food. They are available in packaged sets, as individual items, engraved with identification or sayings and in several styles. What they have in common is that you can't pick up much food with them. Unfortunately, fingers were made before spoons, forks and knives and a dis-functional spoon probably won't deter a true food addict like me.
A better real solution is low-calorie meal delivery kits described at Top 10 Meal Delivery Services.com. These prepared low-calorie diet meals could help make changes develop in your metabolism and eating less might lead to better health, a longer life, prevent diabetes, prevent heart disease, prevent cancer, and fight off other diseases while slowing the aging process. You can also significantly improve your quality of life, boost your mood, reduce tension and improve your sleep quality. You might even improve your sex life... and now I'm sold.